Psalm of Dune
by Dune

In the beginning, God said, "I need a plane." So God took a rib from a wild American horse and from it formed his plane. And when God saw the plane he had made and how honestly it flew and how it chased down FW-190's and how beautiful in form and pure in soul (and blue of nose) it was he said, "Hot Damn! Would you look at that bitchen' plane! That is sex on wings! I am a damn Genius!"

He was so pleased with his creation that he flew it everywhere. And this plane did fly honestly and smite FW-190's and it was beautiful in form and pure in soul (and blue of nose). However, God realized that it was hard to pick up chicks at 20,000 feet and the only bar he could go to and have a Bushmills was The Wingless Cafe' because he needed a runway to park his plane.

When he saw this, God said, "I need a car." And so God took a rib from the other side of the wild American horse and used it to fashion a car. And God saw that this car was like the plane in that it was fast and beautiful and pure.

And when God looked upon the car that he had made he said, "Hot Damn! I did it again! I created the perfect car to go with the perfect plane! That is a bitchen' car! Now that is sex on wheels! I am a damn Genius!"

Now God could cruise for chicks and go to his local bar for a Bushmills. (Of course when he wasn't running down FW's over Germany or Ferarri's at Le Mans.)

God was so pleased with what he had wrought he gave his plane and his car the same name: MUSTANG

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